Better eat your greens kids or you could end up looking like this burlap sack on the right...we've named her "megan"
I'm sure I'm not the only person that's extreemly irritated by Megan Fox? It's not a jealousy thing at all,(I'm actually not so bad to look at myself) it just really winds me up how people (guys) are drooling over her now that she's had a crap load of work done...nose job, lip fillers, collegen, boob job, spray tan and she's lost about 2 stone as well. I read an interview with her, where the interviewer asked her something about "getting in shape for Transformers" and her response was that she put on some weight (about half a stone) by eating 3 meals a day. So what was she eating before that? "one meal around 10 at night".
She's also thick as fuck, opinionated and trashy.
smart quotes from Megan
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it"...ok Megan, becuase I have a mouth and I am afraid to use it?
"I go to the set thinking I'm not going to have any female friends, because that's the reality of the business. From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you."
Megan expects not to get on with women, yet it's the women's fault they're not besties? retard!
"Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it."
words pretty much fail me on this one
"I've done drugs, and that's how I know I don't like them. I tried several things in order to make an informed decision, but I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana. Cocaine is back with a vengeance, everyone in every club is doing drugs. A lot of people are on prescription drugs. Celebrities aren't trying to hide it, except where people have camera phones." - Maxim, 2007
"Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now." - GQ, October 2008
What a legend! she's genuinely sees nothing hypocritical in either of these statments. It's the equivilant of saying "I'm a veggie, but I eat chicken nuggets"
"I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
what?
"If I show up and give any sort of performance at all, even a mediocre one, everyone will walk away going, ‘Holy shit! Megan did a great job in that movie!' So I'm an overachiever just by default because of the category I've been put in."
By the by, the catogory she's been put in is, "who's a better actor, Megan Fox or a peanut" and she won that by default because the peanut was too busy to come and collect the award
"If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy."
